*Flash back music and magic transporting wiggly lines like on TV, you know what I mean!)
So, I'm at the beach. I'm in the sun getting tan, (This a joke, I'm actually the palest human to ever live, I'm literally incapable of tanning. I only burn) My dad and I decide to go for a long walk down the stretch of the beach, ( A beach that due to years of well, water, is now really thin and covered with branches and stuff so you basically have to walk in the water instead of the beach so technically it's not a beach walk it's amore like a water wade.) like we do every year. After about an hour of wading through hip high, murky water, that jellyfish inhabit, with 100 flies basically hunting us, and absolutely no injury, we reach the end of the beach. (Well, not really the end just the end for us.) Yay. All that and for more...beach. Yay, again. (I'm sure you can tell how excited I am.) Upon turning to walk back to the beach we hath cometh from, we discuss a very large log we saw floating in the water on the trek down. Let me make it clear, We're tired, it's hot, there are WAY too many flies, we saw large floating log...we're totally riding it. After obtaining our log I super athletically jump on! And by "super athletically" I mean I swung my leg over and pulled a muscle... Moving on, we quickly discovered that this log had not being going to the gym lately since we couldn't both get on without, well, sinking. So my dad walked beside the log while I laid on my stomach and sorta swam on the log if you get what I mean. Okay, now that the boring backstory is over we get to the fun part. Well, fun for you to hear about but it wasn't fun for me when it happened. I'm log paddling along and not 30 seconds after my dad says, "At least we don't see any jellies!" I. Get. Stung. Somehow, even though my dad was in front of presumably, blocking anything floating in the water, I stroked my arm into the water at the wrong time cuz, BAM! (And I don't mean Books A Million.) It feels like a million needles are being stabbed into my arm. Fun. I scream, jump on the log and run crying to my dad...I bet my toughness is really coming through. Regardless of what just happened I still get back on the log and fearlessly ride home without a word. LOL!!!! I actually cried and rubbed my arm the whole way back. Today, life is hard living with my injur- *starts saying "injury" but stops because trying not to laugh* *bursts out laughing* Yeah, actually a few hours later was fine and eating ice cream. If you enjoyed reading this story, Yay! If you thought myself and it are stupid, Yay! Cuz it means someone read it at all.
I just really wanted to show you this picture I took in this particular target. Apparently, the shoppers at there HATE Katy Perry since they scribbled all over her photo but no one else's. Sucks for you Katy. I'm really sorry for not posting in like a week, not that anyone cares, but ya know I'm still sorry. If you have anything that you'd like me to post about please tell me in a comment! I wish you all well in life and good luck not getting stung by jellyfish. Keep being awesome. Unless you weren't already awesome...in that case start being awesome. Sarah, the human <3 |