- Step one: Get a plate...you are learning to much I'm sure. There's not much to explain, go ahead, get a freaking plate!
- Step two: Wash that kiwi! Remember, when cutting fruit, what ever is on the skin will get inside! So pamper your kiwi, before cutting its innocent body into pieces...wow, I never thought about how violent fruit preparation is until now.
- Step three: Put the kiwi on the plate and grab a knife. Wow, these instructions are impressively unnecessary...
- Step four: If you couldn't tell by the picture, you are now supposed to slice off both ends and the less you cut off the better.
- Step five: We're getting super complicated now, I hope you can follow this. Cut. The. Kiwi. In. Half. Am I going too fast? Oh yeah, and get a spoon for the next step.
- Step six: Get ready, this step is where all the magic happens. First, you just stick your spoon in the top of the kiwi as close to the edge as you can get it. Then just slide it all the way around the kiwi till you find yourself where you first stuck your spoon in, it should just pop right out!
- Step seven: I know I'm going to blow your mind with this one so listen closely. Once you've completed step six to both halves of your kiwi just cut them into quarters and devour. OR...
- -Sarah, The human <3