This is my favorite picture of August, I hope it makes you laugh!
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Sarah, The Human <3
Hey guys! *random person whispers in ear* What's that you say? No one reads these things, oops I forgot. Hey...guy? Girl? Anyone? For anyone out there reading this, it's nearing the end of August so I'm going share my favorites...cuz that's what "hip" people do? I don't know, this is just my excuse to talk about stuff I love, enjoy, whoever you are. This is my favorite picture of August, I hope it makes you laugh!#1Coffee. I've really been enjoying coffee lately, and by enjoy I mean: I'm excited to wake up in the morning because of the promise of coffee. Since this is my last week of summer I've been partying hard...and by that I mean I've been staying up writing my blog, so knowing coffee is always there to wake me up is quite comforting. Who needs friends when you've got coffee? #2Ricola. Earlier this month I visited my friend in Ohio, who is also a favorite of mine, and when I came back home, the day I leave for the I'm sick...yay. By the way, flying while sick is NOT one of my favorites this month or ever. Anyways, Ricola saved me. Sadly, Ricola couldn't save me in Ohio but when I got home it sure did! When I get sick the worst part is the sore throat, I know Ricola drops are technically for coughs but I use em to soothe my throat! #3Netflix. Netflix is a favorite always and forever. Board? Netflix. Sick? Netflix. Sad? Netflix. Happy? Netflix. Basically the answer is always Netflix. I'll even share with you some of my favorite shows on Netflix: A-team(oldie but a goodie) , Heartland(Canadian, what more could you want) America's book of secrets( Leaves you feeling shocked and depressed...great for parties) Keep calm and Netflix on! #4Caramel Ice cream. Enough said, those two words are amazing on their own but together they make magic in your mouth. P.s If you want to say "Caramel" like a pro read the post before last. #ShamelessPlug #5Vanilla. Vanilla anything, lotion, sprays, perfume, candles, air fresheners, deodorant, frappuccinos, body wash, cupcakes, icing, the actual vanilla bean. If it smells, looks or tastes like vanilla I love it. I'd more call vanilla an obsession of mine than a favorite, seriously, slap vanilla in the name and I'll buy it! #6Yes To Carrots Anti-Frizz Serum. Dang, that's a long name. I just refer to it as magic for your hair. Two years ago I had the longest hair I've ever had, it was long but SUPER frizzy! This and a flat iron were all I needed to tame the frizz monster, since then I've gotten a pixie cut so my frizz problem is gone but I still use this to make my hair super "shiny" (I say quote shiny because it doesn't make my hair look greasy just healthy" and soft! Plus it seems to make my hair dry faster after a shower! #7Not Your Mother's Dry Shampoo. Yes, ANOTHER hair product. I like to take a shower everyday but some days I can't or I wake up and my hair looks crazy. This stuff does it all. Works great, looks great AND smells great too! All I do is spritz it on my roots rub with my fingers and my hair is grease free and full of volume! #8Starbucks. Frappuccinos for dayz. I LOOOOOOOOOVE Starbucks so much. You might think this belongs in the Coffee favorite category...and you'd be wrong. I almost never go to Starbucks for the coffee, it's all about the Vanilla Bean Frappuccino with Caramel drizzle which doesn't have coffee in it,. If you haven't tried it, YOU NEED TO. The bucks is my second home. #9Air. You might think that I'm only putting air as the a favorite because I'm running out of things to love...and you'd be partially correct. But think about it, air deserves more recognition and thanks. After all it only keeps you alive! Let's all take a moment of silence for air. Thank you air, for all you do. #10My Bed. The more I type, the later( or actually earlier) it gets my bed is becoming more and more of a favorite. Soft sheets, a thick mattress, plump pillows. It's time for me to sign off and go enjoy my final favorite of the month, and year! Well, there ya go, ten favorites. The large first letters spell Crncvynsam...make of that what you will. Besides the fact that no one is probably reading this, the sad thing is that I spent almost three hours writing all this. I can't decide if I'm slow at typing or if my brain is just slow at thinking...or both. To any humans out there, I hope you have a wonderful day full of great life choices...wow, that's a lot of pressure. Just have an awesome day, you can handle that.
Sarah, The Human <3
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Hey! I'm a human, and humans eat food. ( this blog is so educational) One kind of human food that I really enjoy are Kiwis, if you're a human who likes kiwis too then read on because I'm going to show you how to consume these green babies easier! Unless you already know this trick, you probably hate the traditional way to cut a Kiwi. Slicing off the ends, then cutting away strips of the skin takes awhile, wastes a lot of the fruit and is just plain annoying, at least to me it is! But today, *inspirational music* I will teach you *dramatic pause*...THE WAY OF THE KIWI! Wow, this is such a nerdy thing to be excited about. Anyways, for all you kiwi nerds out there here we go!
OR YOU CAN MAKE THESE ADORABLE KIWI TURTLES!!! I'm not going to explain how to make these lil' guys because I'm pretty sure you can figure it out just by looking at the picture. I hope you enjoyed reading this very serious, not sarcastic at all, step by step instructional post. If you like kiwis I hope you try this out! LOL (Lots Of Love) P.s If you were wondering what world renown photographer took these cutting edge kiwi shots (pun intended) it was me. I know it's hard to tell because of how professional they look ha ha ha. This time LOL for real.
Caramel. A seemingly harmless, tasty treat. But this chewy delight is not all good, it, or rather it's name causes fights. It's a very sticky situation *wink wink*.
Caramel ( care-uh-mel) or carmel (car-mal) that is the question. Fights about this have broken apart more friendships than I care to admit...okay, maybe not that many...okay, maybe three...okay, none! Happy now? The pronunciation of caramel hasn't ruined any relationships, or at least I don't think so. But it does cause fights. I have indeed argued with people about proper pronunciation of caramel , this is a subject I am very passionate about. Now, for the point of all my ramblings, to those who say Caramel (care-uh-mel): Hey, great job, you have a brain. For those who say carmel (car-mal) YOU. ARE. WROOOOOOONG. And I'm going to tell you why. First off, lets start with the most obvious, spelling. Caramel. Just look at it, I don't understand why this is so hard. Cara-mel, there are two "a" 's in that word, stop leaving one out, "A" number two gets very angry when you do that. Here's another point, Google (or other search engines) If you type in "caramel" guess what the flip you get? CARAMEL! Caramel definitions, recipes, pictures. Now let's search "carmel" do you wanna know what comes up now? Carmel, California. Yeah, not candy. Still think they're the same? Another vote in the Caramel campaign is that fact that's as I'm typing this, every time I wrote "carmel" it's underlined in red. "Caramel" on the other hand is sittin' pretty looking at poor, wrong, carmel thinking about how sad it must be to have a big, fat, red squiggly line broadcasting to the world how wrong it is. I'll give you a mini bonus reason/story. A little while ago, I was at dinner with some friends and of course over dinner we were arguing about caramel, afterwards, we decided to see the movie "Inside Out" and guess what? And I quote "The caramel (care-uh-mel) ones are the best." -Bing Bong The Elephant. Even movies agree! How do you say caramel? The wrong or right way? Have I changed any of your minds? And do you even care? As you can tell, the pronunciation of caramel is extremely important to me, but I also wrote this all in good fun. As long as you completely agree with everything I say and share the right way of saying caramel with everyone you meet and convert them to carAmelisim...heh, heh, *nervous laugh* where did that come from? -Sarah The Human Being <3 |
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